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Not even as egregious as the real dance. But still...

You can keep your candy hearts and flowers -- when it comes to Valentine's Day, we (in the immortal words of Ralph Wiggum) "choo choo choose" TV.

From daytime to primetime, it's the love that's never left us. And oh, the things we've learned! Like how to put on a cardigan while talking. Or math! Or how not to effectively blow up apartment buildings in glamorous Los Angeles addresses.

So, in an effort to pay our paramour back, we've compiled the "100 Reasons We Fell in Love with TV." The first 16 are ready for your perusal and debate...

Check them out and tell us what you would add!

Next week: 16 more magical TV memories. Swoon.

What's your favoritest thing about TV?